What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever asked Santa for?

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20th December 2019

DEAR SANTA, CAN I HAVE DOG POO?

THAT’S just one of the many bizarre requests that kids have sent to Santa.

The unusual demands were discovered in a survey of 1,000 parents. Nearly 40% of kids have asked for a smartphone or other device this year, but the more outrageous requests included asking for a sibling to be put in prison, a wife, a real baby Jesus, something to stop the dog farting, and a request for dad to be turned into a pet pooch (so that he becomes more cuddly).

The survey was carried out by Chessington World of Adventures, where Santa has been listening to children’s Christmas wishes over recent weeks. “One of the best parts of being Father Christmas is hearing funny requests from little ones,” he said. One of his favourites was when a child asked for a dog poo to be delivered to their sibling’s stocking!

Whether you celebrate Christmas or not, we hope that you all enjoy the holidays and have a very merry Christmas (and don’t get a poo in your stocking).

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5honypony · 4 months ago

FIRST TO COMMENT!

5honypony · 4 months ago

Also, I think it is cute to ask Santa for such inventive things

catheaven · 4 months ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂!!!

flagfan · 4 months ago

My sister once asked for a pink thing, a purple thing, and a duck (she was 3 though)

asbml · 4 months ago

I absolutely will not tell you !!!!!!!

ameliau · 4 months ago

I am very fond of Maths and in general tests. I can find them really calm and stress free. Maths is my favourite subject because it is just so educational to learn in my perspective. Lots of my friends don't necessarily agree with me their favourite subject is for example English , IT . I am perfectly fine with that but getting back on track to the polls question the weirdest thing I have probably ever asked Santa for is Maths tests because everyone I tell says are you OK to me. And they are probably thinking that is super strange for a 9 year old girl. My Parents thinks that it is OK because i am quite intelligent ( not to brag ). Thank you very much i wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!! # I love Christmas !!!!

jeeta1997 · 4 months ago

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thehkh · 4 months ago

I don't think I have ever asked Santa for anything too unusual.

spurs_10 · 4 months ago

When I was six I really liked the look of wheelchairs, how fast they could go and how you wouldn't have to walk anywhere; because I hated long walks. So I asked Santa for a hospital wheelchair!!!

starwars9 · 4 months ago

When I was about 2 years old,I asked Santa for a door which was when I loved doors so much, I would open and close them and open and close them for 30 minutes at a time!

v_venkie · 4 months ago

A giant Christmas cracker with just making hats and jokes.

pizza80 · 4 months ago

I asked for a time machine once

ginnywise · 3 months ago

this may sound stupid but teleportation cuz im too lazy to walk around :)

ijm · 3 months ago

I once asked for nothing.

mhkmal · 3 months ago

Santa is the best person and can give you anything in the world so what if you ask something silly or strange it is Santa we are talking about and he shall give it to you.

delealli · 3 months ago

I don’t think I’ve actually ever asked for something weird although I can’t remember what I asked do when I was really young. It’s probably something to do with one of my three sisters.

moseskwok · 3 months ago

LAST TO COMMENT!!! again

pandaworld · 3 months ago

I haven't really asked Santa for anything strange, not as far as I can remember!

omangion · 3 months ago

I love getting great things from Santa, although sometimes I ask for an electrical device.

lottielove · 3 months ago

I don't think I have ever asked Santa for anything weird or unusuall! I would never ask him for a dog poo! Who would do THAT!?!?

remi27 · 3 months ago

I once asked for an Actioncam

starrynigh · 3 months ago

A new mum

melanieg · 3 months ago

When I was 4, I asked Santa for a half manatee half chicken because my friend said she had one! 😂😂😂

pinkiepie1 · 3 months ago

something to stop my dad telling rubbish jokes

wireskid · 2 months ago

An under-ground den!!! 😅😅😅

kickball1 · 2 months ago

cheese

lindawalla · 1 month ago

I once asked for a brand new little brother

lindawalla · 1 month ago

By the way I still want a new little brother! I could ask for one again this year..............

cloudy23 · 1 month ago

Well, when I was little I once asked santa for a robot dog!

loopylolli · 1 month ago

its not strange but when I was 2 all I asked for was a yoyo and when I was 3 all I asked for was a skipping rope

loopylolli · 1 month ago

actually I once asked for a new teacher in school

pashaedg · 1 month ago

I asked santa for a real car!!!

ocean32 · 3 weeks ago

Once when I was 3 , I asked Santa for a pink unicorn. So embarrassing.☺️☺️☺️☺️🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️

lucas0805 · 1 week ago

I once asked santa for a rpg

nickelal10 · 1 week ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

beachgirl · 4 days ago

I was always a bit scared of Santa, so I never really talked when i met him!