What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever asked Santa for?

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20th December 2019

DEAR SANTA, CAN I HAVE DOG POO?

THAT’S just one of the many bizarre requests that kids have sent to Santa.

The unusual demands were discovered in a survey of 1,000 parents. Nearly 40% of kids have asked for a smartphone or other device this year, but the more outrageous requests included asking for a sibling to be put in prison, a wife, a real baby Jesus, something to stop the dog farting, and a request for dad to be turned into a pet pooch (so that he becomes more cuddly).

The survey was carried out by Chessington World of Adventures, where Santa has been listening to children’s Christmas wishes over recent weeks. “One of the best parts of being Father Christmas is hearing funny requests from little ones,” he said. One of his favourites was when a child asked for a dog poo to be delivered to their sibling’s stocking!

Whether you celebrate Christmas or not, we hope that you all enjoy the holidays and have a very merry Christmas (and don’t get a poo in your stocking).

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5honypony · 2 years ago

FIRST TO COMMENT!

5honypony · 2 years ago

Also, I think it is cute to ask Santa for such inventive things

catheaven · 2 years ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂!!!

flagfan · 2 years ago

My sister once asked for a pink thing, a purple thing, and a duck (she was 3 though)

asbml · 2 years ago

I absolutely will not tell you !!!!!!!

ameliau · 2 years ago

I am very fond of Maths and in general tests. I can find them really calm and stress free. Maths is my favourite subject because it is just so educational to learn in my perspective. Lots of my friends don't necessarily agree with me their favourite subject is for example English , IT . I am perfectly fine with that but getting back on track to the polls question the weirdest thing I have probably ever asked Santa for is Maths tests because everyone I tell says are you OK to me. And they are probably thinking that is super strange for a 9 year old girl. My Parents thinks that it is OK because i am quite intelligent ( not to brag ). Thank you very much i wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!! # I love Christmas !!!!

jeeta1997 · 2 years ago

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thehkh · 2 years ago

I don't think I have ever asked Santa for anything too unusual.

spurs_10 · 2 years ago

When I was six I really liked the look of wheelchairs, how fast they could go and how you wouldn't have to walk anywhere; because I hated long walks. So I asked Santa for a hospital wheelchair!!!

starwars9 · 2 years ago

When I was about 2 years old,I asked Santa for a door which was when I loved doors so much, I would open and close them and open and close them for 30 minutes at a time!

v_venkie · 2 years ago

A giant Christmas cracker with just making hats and jokes.

pizza80 · 2 years ago

I asked for a time machine once

ginnywise · 2 years ago

this may sound stupid but teleportation cuz im too lazy to walk around :)

ijm · 2 years ago

I once asked for nothing.

mhkmal · 2 years ago

Santa is the best person and can give you anything in the world so what if you ask something silly or strange it is Santa we are talking about and he shall give it to you.

delealli · 2 years ago

I don’t think I’ve actually ever asked for something weird although I can’t remember what I asked do when I was really young. It’s probably something to do with one of my three sisters.

moseskwok · 2 years ago

LAST TO COMMENT!!! again

pandaworld · 2 years ago

I haven't really asked Santa for anything strange, not as far as I can remember!

omangion · 2 years ago

I love getting great things from Santa, although sometimes I ask for an electrical device.

lottielove · 2 years ago

I don't think I have ever asked Santa for anything weird or unusuall! I would never ask him for a dog poo! Who would do THAT!?!?

remi27 · 2 years ago

I once asked for an Actioncam

starrynigh · 2 years ago

A new mum

melanieg · 2 years ago

When I was 4, I asked Santa for a half manatee half chicken because my friend said she had one! 😂😂😂

pinkiepie1 · 2 years ago

something to stop my dad telling rubbish jokes

wireskid · 2 years ago

An under-ground den!!! 😅😅😅

kickball1 · 2 years ago

cheese

lindawalla · 2 years ago

I once asked for a brand new little brother

lindawalla · 2 years ago

By the way I still want a new little brother! I could ask for one again this year..............

cloudy23 · 2 years ago

Well, when I was little I once asked santa for a robot dog!

loopylolli · 2 years ago

its not strange but when I was 2 all I asked for was a yoyo and when I was 3 all I asked for was a skipping rope

loopylolli · 2 years ago

actually I once asked for a new teacher in school

pashaedg · 2 years ago

I asked santa for a real car!!!

ocean32 · 2 years ago

Once when I was 3 , I asked Santa for a pink unicorn. So embarrassing.☺️☺️☺️☺️🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️

lucas0805 · 1 year ago

I once asked santa for a rpg

nickelal10 · 1 year ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

beachgirl · 1 year ago

I was always a bit scared of Santa, so I never really talked when i met him!

abolton · 1 year ago

An egg

12bailey · 1 year ago

Maths book

edmonds123 · 1 year ago

A brain!!! lol that was when I was 4

edmonds123 · 1 year ago

a friend

cakelover1 · 1 year ago

when kids give weird answers or have weird requests i think it is just different,out of the box and smart be the first

annacoco · 1 year ago

monster high makeup

daos · 1 year ago

A magic wand

emsa · 1 year ago

i said poomobile something i made up

adalard · 1 year ago

Once, I asked Santa for a 3DS (like, the game console). Instead I got a toy car with the words '3DS' on its number plate!

jppprunner · 1 year ago

when i was 4 i asked santa for a pepperoni pizza :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

katkid10 · 1 year ago

A pet Ladybird and a laser.

superpug27 · 1 year ago

Once I was so desperate to have a pet mouse for Christmas, I kept asking my mum and dad for AGES until they said: “You can get a mouse for Christmas if you’re good” so I made a wish list and gave it to my mum. The whole list was just: 1. Mouse 2. Mouse 3. Mouse etc. etc. Finally on Christmas Day I rushed downstairs to the tree where we put the presents and when I got to my last present it was squeaking!!! I was so excited and jumped up and down and hugged my mum (I’d also like to point out that the box had air holes in it so it was legit). I opened it and I found: A speaker and a computer mouse.

Thanks Mum.

hattieliz · 1 year ago

The weirdest thing I’ve asked Santa for is a backscratcher 😃

cheeky8 · 1 year ago

one of his reign deer

islphil · 1 year ago

a book

marmaladef · 1 year ago

I asked for a doll house! And I barely used it! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

emilynight · 12 months ago

When I was 3 I asked him for a real Lamborghini like my dads☺️

panda89 · 12 months ago

😂😂😂
thats so funny also when i was 4 i was weird then i asked for a rabbit ballerina

piggy9876 · 11 months ago

😂I asked for a box of strawberries once and a smile face grape

fox64 · 10 months ago

Probably a teacup

ecool · 8 months ago

A dog

luigi55 · 8 months ago

probably a kindi kid

donuts10 · 7 months ago

This is weird but I asked Santa for fake poo

rhubarbf · 6 months ago

I once asked for a gorilla