What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever asked Santa for?

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20th December 2019

DEAR SANTA, CAN I HAVE DOG POO?

THAT’S just one of the many bizarre requests that kids have sent to Santa.

The unusual demands were discovered in a survey of 1,000 parents. Nearly 40% of kids have asked for a smartphone or other device this year, but the more outrageous requests included asking for a sibling to be put in prison, a wife, a real baby Jesus, something to stop the dog farting, and a request for dad to be turned into a pet pooch (so that he becomes more cuddly).

The survey was carried out by Chessington World of Adventures, where Santa has been listening to children’s Christmas wishes over recent weeks. “One of the best parts of being Father Christmas is hearing funny requests from little ones,” he said. One of his favourites was when a child asked for a dog poo to be delivered to their sibling’s stocking!

Whether you celebrate Christmas or not, we hope that you all enjoy the holidays and have a very merry Christmas (and don’t get a poo in your stocking).

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5honypony · 1 year ago

FIRST TO COMMENT!

5honypony · 1 year ago

Also, I think it is cute to ask Santa for such inventive things

catheaven · 1 year ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂!!!

flagfan · 1 year ago

My sister once asked for a pink thing, a purple thing, and a duck (she was 3 though)

asbml · 1 year ago

I absolutely will not tell you !!!!!!!

ameliau · 1 year ago

I am very fond of Maths and in general tests. I can find them really calm and stress free. Maths is my favourite subject because it is just so educational to learn in my perspective. Lots of my friends don't necessarily agree with me their favourite subject is for example English , IT . I am perfectly fine with that but getting back on track to the polls question the weirdest thing I have probably ever asked Santa for is Maths tests because everyone I tell says are you OK to me. And they are probably thinking that is super strange for a 9 year old girl. My Parents thinks that it is OK because i am quite intelligent ( not to brag ). Thank you very much i wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!! # I love Christmas !!!!

jeeta1997 · 1 year ago

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thehkh · 1 year ago

I don't think I have ever asked Santa for anything too unusual.

spurs_10 · 1 year ago

When I was six I really liked the look of wheelchairs, how fast they could go and how you wouldn't have to walk anywhere; because I hated long walks. So I asked Santa for a hospital wheelchair!!!

starwars9 · 1 year ago

When I was about 2 years old,I asked Santa for a door which was when I loved doors so much, I would open and close them and open and close them for 30 minutes at a time!

v_venkie · 1 year ago

A giant Christmas cracker with just making hats and jokes.

pizza80 · 1 year ago

I asked for a time machine once

ginnywise · 1 year ago

this may sound stupid but teleportation cuz im too lazy to walk around :)

ijm · 1 year ago

I once asked for nothing.

mhkmal · 1 year ago

Santa is the best person and can give you anything in the world so what if you ask something silly or strange it is Santa we are talking about and he shall give it to you.

delealli · 1 year ago

I don’t think I’ve actually ever asked for something weird although I can’t remember what I asked do when I was really young. It’s probably something to do with one of my three sisters.

moseskwok · 1 year ago

LAST TO COMMENT!!! again

pandaworld · 1 year ago

I haven't really asked Santa for anything strange, not as far as I can remember!

omangion · 1 year ago

I love getting great things from Santa, although sometimes I ask for an electrical device.

lottielove · 1 year ago

I don't think I have ever asked Santa for anything weird or unusuall! I would never ask him for a dog poo! Who would do THAT!?!?

remi27 · 1 year ago

I once asked for an Actioncam

starrynigh · 1 year ago

A new mum

melanieg · 12 months ago

When I was 4, I asked Santa for a half manatee half chicken because my friend said she had one! 😂😂😂

pinkiepie1 · 12 months ago

something to stop my dad telling rubbish jokes

wireskid · 12 months ago

An under-ground den!!! 😅😅😅

kickball1 · 11 months ago

cheese

lindawalla · 11 months ago

I once asked for a brand new little brother

lindawalla · 11 months ago

By the way I still want a new little brother! I could ask for one again this year..............

cloudy23 · 11 months ago

Well, when I was little I once asked santa for a robot dog!

loopylolli · 11 months ago

its not strange but when I was 2 all I asked for was a yoyo and when I was 3 all I asked for was a skipping rope

loopylolli · 11 months ago

actually I once asked for a new teacher in school

pashaedg · 11 months ago

I asked santa for a real car!!!

ocean32 · 10 months ago

Once when I was 3 , I asked Santa for a pink unicorn. So embarrassing.☺️☺️☺️☺️🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️

lucas0805 · 10 months ago

I once asked santa for a rpg

nickelal10 · 10 months ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

beachgirl · 10 months ago

I was always a bit scared of Santa, so I never really talked when i met him!

abolton · 9 months ago

An egg

12bailey · 9 months ago

Maths book

edmonds123 · 9 months ago

A brain!!! lol that was when I was 4

edmonds123 · 9 months ago

a friend

cakelover1 · 9 months ago

when kids give weird answers or have weird requests i think it is just different,out of the box and smart be the first

annacoco · 8 months ago

monster high makeup

daos · 8 months ago

A magic wand

emsa · 8 months ago

i said poomobile something i made up

adalard · 8 months ago

Once, I asked Santa for a 3DS (like, the game console). Instead I got a toy car with the words '3DS' on its number plate!

jppprunner · 8 months ago

when i was 4 i asked santa for a pepperoni pizza :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

katkid10 · 8 months ago

A pet Ladybird and a laser.

superpug27 · 7 months ago

Once I was so desperate to have a pet mouse for Christmas, I kept asking my mum and dad for AGES until they said: “You can get a mouse for Christmas if you’re good” so I made a wish list and gave it to my mum. The whole list was just: 1. Mouse 2. Mouse 3. Mouse etc. etc. Finally on Christmas Day I rushed downstairs to the tree where we put the presents and when I got to my last present it was squeaking!!! I was so excited and jumped up and down and hugged my mum (I’d also like to point out that the box had air holes in it so it was legit). I opened it and I found: A speaker and a computer mouse.

Thanks Mum.

hattieliz · 7 months ago

The weirdest thing I’ve asked Santa for is a backscratcher 😃

cheeky8 · 7 months ago

one of his reign deer

islphil · 6 months ago

a book

marmaladef · 4 months ago

I asked for a doll house! And I barely used it! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

emilynight · 4 months ago

When I was 3 I asked him for a real Lamborghini like my dads☺️

panda89 · 3 months ago

😂😂😂
thats so funny also when i was 4 i was weird then i asked for a rabbit ballerina

piggy9876 · 3 months ago

😂I asked for a box of strawberries once and a smile face grape

fox64 · 2 months ago

Probably a teacup